Straightshooter  

Well, I GUESS I'll pass you, though I'm not very happy about that speck on your faucet.

That's very nice of you.

I'm not a bad person. I don't like doing this anymore than you like enduring it, but I have no choice, it's my job.

Sure, we all have a job to do.

Thanks for being so understanding.

No problem, fuckface.