Straightshooter  

I still can't find your house on Google maps. You are more remote than I am! Are you Amish now?

Whenever I try to find yours, all I see are trees! Are you living in the forest like some disconnected Vietnam Vet?

Vermont might be the only place worse than Kentucky!

Doubt that! I have deer running through my backyard. What's running through yours?

Unruly children and secret meth heads usually.

Why do you even open your mouth?