Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

by Straightshooter
7-19-11


	HELLO! I AM THE BURGER KING! I've come to ask for your help in bringing a Burger King to Morehead, KY!


	There isn't a Burger King in Morehead already?


	Once, a Burger King restaurant stood tall in this town, happily making hamburgers your way. But alas, inexplicably the town revolted and chased the Burger King from its borders forever!


	But there is a McDonalds, a Taco Bell, a KFC, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Sonic, Wendy's, Arby's, Hardee's, everything here. Why did they just turn against BK?