Straightshooter  

I'm here to list all the defects in the apartment so we can have them corrected in time for the inspection.

I had wondered what was keeping you. It's been almost two weeks since the last one.

Hmm, I can see the corroded pipe under the sink needs painting. The rusted feet on that old broken oven need painting and that loose handle on the refrigerator....needs painting.

Why fix when you can paint, right?

Hmmm, do you see that loose thread on the carpet in the far corner over there?

Needs painting, right?