Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

by Straightshooter
10-13-11


	Ok, I kun fix dis here door closer in yer bedroom hur. It'll slam louder than any door yew ever seed befur.


	Why would I want my bedroom door to slam loudly?


	Da same reason I made yer stereo play louder.


	I'm jest tryin' tew thank how I'm gunna make the shower louder.


	Maybe with a shower door that slams louder than any yew ever seed befur?