Straightshooter  

God DAYUM, what happened here?

Dude I know got his brains kicked in by some gang. I heard he's in a coma. What a fail.

Damn boy, you don't look too broken up about it. Why so cold playa?

Hey man, it wasn't me. What do I care?

Besides, what's it to you? You're just some pimp. Shouldn't you be slappin' some 'bitches' or something?

Hey baby, you stay stuck on stupid, you the bitch that's gonna get slapped. You feel me?