Straightshooter  

Jack Ast here, outside The Forum, a noted hotspot located in the cehter of Astamouth. Tonight, gang members wanted in a vicious assault have been rounded up by a pimp, of all people....

Yeah mannn, I know what y'all thinkin'. Just anotha minstrel lookin' brotha startin' sheeet.

Tonight sir, I think most viewers are simply wondering why you did what you did?

Don't matter why. All you need to know is there's gonna be mo of it unless y'all get in line. Feelin' me jackass?

That's Jack Ast and yes, I think we.... feel you.