Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 4)

by Straightshooter
2-27-12


	I'm turning 40 tomorrow, so I came here to die.


	That's crazy! 40 isn't the end of life. It's just the beginning!


	Did you read that in a Hallmark card from the '40th birthday' section?


	Well, fuck. Then how about this.... If 40 really is the end, you can die anywhere. You don't have to be here!