Straightshooter  

Hey buddy, I'm your new neighbor across the breezeway.

You aren't 'new', you moved there from across the parking lot.

Yeahh. Just wanted to say hi. I'm a real friendly guy.

Yeah and a curious one too. You seem to be up everyone's ass all the time. I guess you don't understand the word 'privacy'?

You're right buddy, I apologize. I need to mind my own business and not bother people that want to be let alone. I won't bother you anymore.

He'd never come to that conclusion. I just wanted to see what it would look like if he did.....