Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 5)

by Straightshooter
6-25-12


	Hey, what's happening? Why are you wearing that HAZMAT suit???


	OH GAWD! IT'S HORRIBLE! THE SKY IS GETTIN' DARKER AND THE SUN IS SINKIN' IN THE SKY! IT'S END ER DAYS!!!!


	It sounds more like sunset to me.


	YER CRAZY!! THE FOUR HORSEMANS ARE HERE! WE SHALL BE JUDGED!! YEW BETTER GIT RIGHT.....wait, I got a phone cawl.... Hallo? Oh, ok. All-right. Bye.