Straightshooter  

Get this shit. I'm asleep this morning and I hear a faint, "tap, tap" downstairs at my door. Then I hear it again a few moments later.

What did they want?

No idea. I looked to see who was there, but there wasn't anyone around. They didn't leave anything either.

Who the hell taps faintly on someone's door early in the morning during the middle of the week, then leaves without any note or anything?

Someone that didn't want it bad enough. If they don't want it bad enough, fuck 'em, I ain't answering.

I agree.