Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 5)

by Straightshooter
9-15-12


	Well, I'm here. You ready to go out to eat?.....YEEEECH, what is that SMELL?


	That's my next door neighbors cooking rubber tires basted with garlic and toilet cleaner.


	That's the upstairs neighbor cooking dirty feet with parmesian cheese and a loaded baby's diaper.


	You know, I'm not really hungry anymore....