Straightshooter  

Wait a minute. I'm DEAD???

Aren't you? I mean you haven't been doing anything for months. I figured they missed a pickup.

NO. I'm alive. I'm just depressed because there's really nothing I can do to improve my life.

Oh boy.....I'm so sick of listening to problems.

But you're God! You're supposed to care about the suffering and injustice in the world. You're supposed to be interested in healing people and helping them find their path!

Ehh, I'm kinda into guns and Miley Cyrus now..... 'It's our party and we can say what we want. It's our party and we can't stop' la la la.....