Straightshooter  

Hail citizen! What is this Morehead Town Council meeting about?

We're trying to decide whether we should slow people down with a bump or a hump.

What's the difference?

Well, the bump can do some damage, but it would slow people down. The hump is easier, but ugly to look at.

How much do they cost here?

The bump would cost us a yearly fee to maintain it. The hump would only cost us a beer and a bottle of pills.