Straightshooter  

I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you into the library without your shit ape

What's a shit ape?

A shit ape is an unwanted intruder you don't know. They hang just inside your personal space, hearing everything you say and seeing everything you do.

But, I don't want some shit ape in my personal space, listening to what I say and watching everything I do.

I'm afraid there aren't too many places you can go in Morehead without some shit ape hanging around, Sir.

So it seems....