Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 6)

by Straightshooter
3-19-14


	I live in your building. I was wondering if you could stop smoking in your apartment? It's coming through the walls and filling my house with foul smelling smoke.


	What's the problem? I've been living here with my son for years and he don't complain. Cephus? Come tell this guy your mommy ain't botherin nobody!


	My God! She smokes around a baby???


	Who you callin a baby, mister? I'm 37 years ole!