Straightshooter  

Have you seen what's been happening in Morehead with this Kim Davis?

Yeah, I know. Here we go again. I wrote a lot of things in the Bible nobody ever talks about. I only added the gay stuff because the publisher said it would help draw the younger crowd.

Well, it's your own fault. You were caught up in your heavy, disassociated artist thing, being all ambiguous and shit. You should have just stuck with the commandments and left it at that.

Hey man, you were pretty over the top back in the day too. I mean, dying for other people's sins. Who does that?

Well, at least people understood what I was talking about.

How would you like a thunderbolt up your ass?