Straightshooter

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Unfortunately, the accounts seen in Morehead, KY- Universally Rude are true.....except the alien is much taller in real life.

Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 7)

by Straightshooter
3-15-16


	Hail Citizen! How are you today?


	Did you hear me? I asked you how you were today?


	I heared you. Ima givin' you the Once Over. Yew kno, lookin you over, up and down like. Takin yew alll in..


	I feel like this is sexual harrassment, just in real slow motion.


	Naww. Yew kin do it to me if yew want.