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| Man! I wish I could be doing the cool new thing all the guys are doing! | |
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| I think I can make you a pretty cool dude, son. | |
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| Shit! He knows what I'm thinking! I hope all the guys aren't off being cool by being molested by poorly-dressed strangers! | |
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| God da-- I mean, yes, youngun, I am a PSYCHIC COWBOY. I right wrongs with my mind powers! Now let's go to a secluded area where this fantastic thing is bound to be! | |
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Half an hour and a blindfold later.....
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| Alright, I gave you a chance, mister, and you're not delivering! Plus I'm scared of anal rape at an age when I really really shouldn't be! | |
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| God damn it-- Er, I'm sorry I held out on you, lad. Let's go down to 7-11, where this fantastic thing really is! | |
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