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by Sucaballuc
8-14-01
9am
6:43pm
11pm
*whew* That was hard!
Mmmmm, yes. It says here that the first time is always hard.

 

by Sucaballuc
8-14-01
After a wicked concoction of psilocybin, synephrine, methylphenidate, and good old lysergic acid diethylamide our two protagonists go for a walk
Later....
Three days, seven hours and thirty-six minutes later...
Wow
So what are you doing tomorrow?

 

by Sucaballuc
8-14-01
I need to use the can
Sometimes not even the common man is with the latest slang

 

by Sucaballuc
8-14-01
Dude you not wearing any pants
yeah,but im nailing a spike into my head

 

by Sucaballuc
8-15-01
I got canned....
Yeah, that explains everything.

 

by Sucaballuc
8-15-01
After a hard mornings work our two protagonists decide to go and kick back a 40oz. in the park...
Unbeknown to Whitey, Blackbeard was in trouble with the Martian Mafia, and they were just waiting for the chance to take out a hit on him.
JESUS CHRIST!!!
Yes?

 

by Sucaballuc
8-15-01
Mr Nuts sees fire...
Mr Nuts blows fire out
Mr Nuts freezes his nuts off..

 

by Sucaballuc
8-15-01
Hey arent you a cock?
Yeah
Wanna suck Mine

 

by Sucaballuc
8-15-01
Hello, I am Death. I am here to reave your soul and take it to The Otherside. So if you wouldn't mind, please come along quietly.
Dammit! It happened again!

 

by Sucaballuc
8-16-01
Damn, I crapped myself....

 

by Sucaballuc
8-17-01
Today our two protagonists contemplate their existance.....
Derek, what the hell is a protagonist?
Broos, your inadequate linguistic skills torment me so! Consult a dictionary, numbnuts.
It says here that a protagonist is: 1) The main character in a drama or other literary work. 2a) A leading or principal figure. 2b) The leader of a cause; a champion.
So, what youre saying is that I am the Big Cheese, the leader........a champion!
God save us all.....

 

by Sucaballuc
8-31-01

 

by Sucaballuc
8-31-01
Hey Derek, how was college?
Hey Broos. It was cool, but a funny thing happened to me...You see I was taking a shower and I dropped the soap, then when I bent over to pick it up...
I felt a sharp pain in my rear, and I was thrust forward so hard that I hit my head on the wall and got knocked out. Then when I woke up my ass was bleeding. Strange huh?
Dude, I think you were raped....
FUCK!

 

by Sucaballuc
9-28-01
After a two year hiatus Derek and Kathy meet on the streets of New Orleans.
Hey Kathy! Long time no......DAMN! You got ugly!
Oh hey Derek. Nice to see you, I am just doing my rounds here at the French Quarter
Halfway through the convesation Derek tells Kathy about the time he attempted to visit her in New Orleans
....so anyway I was rapping on the door and I heard a strange growling, and as soon as I looked up to see what it was, Mud jumped through an open window and bit Broos on the ankle...
Oh my god! I am sooooooo sorry, Doug must have left the window open or somthing.
And finally the truth is revealed........unfortunatly without a punchline.
Eh, its okay. We broke in and stole all Doug's "Chrono" paraphernalia to ease our mental anguish.
Whoa! That was you guys? He was mighty pissed......it was the only time I have ever seen him cry like a pansy girl.

 

by Sucaballuc
2-17-02
why didnt the dwarf cross the road?
cos he was fucking the chicken!
silence...........
is this thing on......?

 

by Sucaballuc
5-26-02
I am Pan.
$100 says I am the only one who knows who you are.

 

by Sucaballuc
7-20-02
Godammit! Its not THAT small...

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