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My name was supposed to be "The Artist Formerly Known As a Dancing Purple Monkey" but I guess that was too long. Most of my comics include characters from the awesome Diesel Sweeties cartoon. Much Funny!
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Calista Flockhart reads her diary
Dear Diary: Today I indulged and licked five postage stamps for lunch. If I keep doing this, I will become a fat,bloated whale.
She Continues...
Sometimes I feel like trash to be thrown out with the garbage.
But then I realize that I have enough money to buy any figure I want, so I eat cheesecake. Then I throw it right back up. Have to watch my figure, you know.
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