The_Crash_King

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Crash King would like you to know that his password is "moats", and he welcomes your attempts at comic-making. Please try to be funny. Thank you.

Fear me, creator.

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01

Mechanical Theater: Opening...


	Hello. I'm Bumper-bot. Anal rape is my specialty...


	I built you for love. But you only know hate.

Climax...


	Silly Robot. You're tricks are for kids!

Conclusion...


	Seriously, Dammit. Turn around.


	Oooookay... it's time for another tune up...