The_Crash_King

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Crash King would like you to know that his password is "moats", and he welcomes your attempts at comic-making. Please try to be funny. Thank you.

True Story (volume 1, part 5)

by The_Crash_King
2-12-01


	Hey big boy... how about to the two of us go out for drinks?


	By "drinks" you mean oral sex, right?


	Sure do, honey. Just name your price.


	By "price" you mean me tieing you up and leaving you in my trunk for three weeks, right?


	uhh... sure. Wait here for a minute... Help! Police!


	By "wait here" you mean me urinating all over myself, right? If not, we might have a problem...