The_Crash_King

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Crash King would like you to know that his password is "moats", and he welcomes your attempts at comic-making. Please try to be funny. Thank you.

True Story (volume 2, part 4)

by The_Crash_King
2-14-01


	Hey, Everyone. Great to be here. Did I ever tell you about the woman with the poodle? I bashed her head in last week! Get it? HAHAHAH!


	I just flew in from San Fransico last night. And boy, are my arms tired... FROM KILLING PEOPLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!


	Get off the stage, loser! Why aren't you funny?


	Thank you, thank you. I poisoned all of your drinks.... Goodnight!