The President of Christian Exodus Meets Jesus

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: August 17, 2004

by The_Kingpin
8-17-04
Hey, it's Jesus!
Welcome to the Gates of Heaven. To get in, you must tell me what you did on Earth in my name.
I started this organization, gathered thousands of Christians, and moved us to South Carolina to seperate us from sinners. I'm glad I was able to do your will.
When did I tell you it was my will?
It's True, Ya Know.
Haven't you read the Bible? I said to GO INTO THE WORLD AND MAKE DISCIPLES OF THEM! Not for Christians to live in their own little world.