Tinman  

Woah, I forgot about my letter. It's almost like I did it on purpose to build suspense. The return address is to 'The Muslim Jihad Selection Committe 2001'???

Dear Tinman, Congratulations! This letter is in response to the title of Lowpass strip #30679, in which you wish to commit a sex act with the Koran. You're now a nominee for a Jihad, and then death!

However, we cannot guarantee you will be allowed this honour unless you make a mockery of our religion again in you strips, or become best mates with U2 and write shitty songs with them.

Thank god I've already killed Bono. Things can't get any worse.

we ran out of toilet paper while you were away, so I've been wiping my ass on that stack of Korans you kept in the bathroom.