Tinman  

Well, that's it. I'm a dead man. I guess I better let the media know. Maybe some sort of public outcry will shame the extremists into not killing me.

A Scottish citizen has just had a Jihad put out on him for his mistaken attempts at humour!

Really? We've been under a lot of stick recently for false reportage. We'd better make sure and get this story straight!

According to the Daily Record, Firsat Dag was a killbot sent from the future by the Jihad to kill me before I made strip #30679.