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Plot twists and spooky mists

by Tinman
8-18-01

The Future


	Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Firsat Dagbot v2.0. This version adopts the cover story of an Asian fruit and veg salesman rather than an Asian asylum seeker.


	This should reduce the probability of his being stabbed to death before he completes his mission to exterminate Tinman! While causing some space time continum errors and Daily Record screw ups.


	DEATH TO TINMAN - MWAH HA HA HA HA!

The Daily Record, Glasgow, Present Day


	Wait, was Firsat Dag even a Muslim? Or was he escaping persecution from them?


	I'm the editor of the Daily Record! Do you think I fucking care?