Tinman  

Kajun! I've got to tell you - You were bitten by Andy Dougan! And he's a ZOMBIE!

Yeah... I know. Who cares? It's great. If you saw my strips, I've got a girlfriend now, and I'm being funny and great in the forums. Join us!

After all, You post in alt.digitiser, is that any different from our forums? And your strips are so injokey! Give it up! One of us! One of us!

Yeah... I guess... No! Back foul demon! You spread lies! alt.digi sucks now! And I don't need validation from a bunch of lifeless forum zombies to just be who I am!

I swear. If I wasn't having my dick sucked RIGHT THIS MINUTE, I'd shamble over there and bite your goddamn ass.