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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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by Ultamatom
8-09-06
You see, Ellen, Japanese schoolgirl bukkake is an art form. I am the artist; my turgid member the brush; your features the blessed canvas.
With these material tools, together, we can express the truly divine; those ineffable driving forces behind human existence. We answer the questions that science never will.
Ahhh, another masterpiece. I throw my paint in measured jets across my canvas. Truly, I am the Jackson Pollock of porn.
If your balls were any more uneven, you'd be Picasso.
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Ultamatom says:

Changed punchline by the excellent suggestion of mandingo.
posted Aug 17th, 2006 ( permalink )

umfumdisi says:

The setup itself cracked me up. Plus, the punchline reminds me of one of my comics. Like I remember which one.... Excellent funny.
posted Oct 10th, 2006 ( permalink )


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