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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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Could anything be more pathetic than this

by Ultamatom
11-02-06


	All right, BuckBunny. I called Ellen and told her you were here.


	Why? You needn't've bothered, she'd've guessed. I don't have anywhere else to go.


	Uhh, she was probably worrying about you.


	Bullshit. You're just hot for my mundane sister, you creep. Why do you waste your time on her? She's human, for Fenrir's sake! I'm going to bed.


	Well, she does happen to have a pretty nice pair, is all I'm saying.


	And that grab you made for them in the dark at school camp in tenth grade is still the closest you're ever going to get to them.

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