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by UnknownEric
2-10-03
Okay, Lou, time to record your new album. We're counting on you here at RCA.
Oh God... I'm... I'm just too drunk to record right now.
But Lou, Sally Can't Dance is starting to drop off the charts. We need fresh product!
Can't you get somebody else to, like, fill in for me?
And thus, Metal Machine Music was born.
RAAAAAR!!!
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