UnknownEric
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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FTC#22: Barely Lived Through This

by UnknownEric
2-11-04


	Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.


	Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.


	Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?


	My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.


	He tried to date Courtney Love.

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UnknownEric
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