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  UnknownEric  
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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by UnknownEric
7-26-04
The following is entirely true, except for the parts I made up. I was born in Zurich, Switzerland in 1947 to a blonde ski instructor named Abigail.
Ya, I think I just gave birth.
Nobody knew who my father was, but speculation pointed to the decaying corpse of Oscar Wilde.
I say, Oscar, tell me another one.
I said, "Either the wallpaper goes or my left foot does."
I was quickly secreted away by the CIA, who trained me from a young age in the art of industrial espionage.
So I infiltrate the ranks of Skinny Puppy, and...
For the last time, wrong definition of "industrial," putz.
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