UnknownEric
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Unknown Eric is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a comforter. Unknown Eric never taunts happy fun ball. Unknown Eric shaved his breakdancing beard AND his cabbage patch-ing sideburns but his mustache has learned the lambada. Unknown Eric once ate an oak tree on a dare. Unknown Eric's mutant power is turning off streetlights with his mind.

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The Aging Ultra-Hipster

by UnknownEric
7-07-05


	These kids today don't appreciate anything that's good in the world. Only the stuff that's spoon-fed to them.


	Like the ones who call themselves "punks." When I was young, if you were a punk, roving hordes of conservatives would show up at your door and beat you twice a day!


	And television today! Kids with their 175 channels of crap.


	In my day, we only had 3 channels of crap, so that way we could all complain about and make fun of the same shows!


	And the other day at the library, I saw some high school kid checking out the Watergate tapes.


	I thought, "Bah! I had those on vinyl! With the original cover with Nixon and Kissinger dressed as butchers!"

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