All comics by Walknuki

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by Walknuki
1-26-03
Welcome to Heaven my son.
Heaven? Kickass! After I pushed my sister down the steps, paralyzing her, and when I tourtured those cats to death, I thought for SURE I was hell bound!
I am eternaly patient and wholly forgiv... wait. Say's here you played D&D.
Yeah! I have this level 23 Pala...
Welcome to Hades! I am Satan, your DM. Roll up a character.... HE'S DEAD! Now roll up another one!
Damn it. I knew I should have hooked up with those gang bangers.

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
Well pumpkin man. Looks like everyone else is dead.
Yup. Just you and me.
So what do you want to do for the rest of eternity?
Well, unlike a robot I don't have eternity. In a few days I'll rot away to nothing.
One Eternity Later

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
Well Mr. Claus, if that is your real name, I'm gonna have to take you in.
But it's Christmas! I have to deliver presents to the children.
You should have thought of that before Breaking and Entering.
But what will Christmas be like without Santa?
What the? People remembered my birthday?!

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
Hey Jesus... can we talk?
Sure Satan spawn. What's on your mind?
Well... all that evil witches crap. Could you cut it out. We don't even believe in Satan.
Oh I know.
Really? Then why all the anti witch propaganda?
Well I'm nailed to a cross. What am I supposed to do all day? Dance?!

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
In other news, video games makes kids kill. There is no doubt!
That's silly!
I play 6 hours of video games a day and it doesn't make me kill anyone.
I kill because I WANT to.

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
I use a Macintosh. That makes me trendy and cool!
I use a PC and have sex with girls.
Macs have more digital editing pow...
Real live girls.

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
Hey sexxy. I'm a sexxy grl! Want 2 meet me?
Shya right, You're probably just a big, harry man.
No i'm not! I'm sexxay! And a girl!
Spin your lies to someone less gullable.
Curses! Foiled again!

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
Hi! We're the two girls that always show up when you start a comic!
Yup! Most people just scroll on by us! This is our moment in the sun!
Wanna go do a line of coke?
Sure do!

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
I'd like to read a poem.
I leap and leap and leap on the heads of goombas; but, the princess is in another castle, so I weap.
So I go, through castle after castle. Looking for Bowser while me he tries to ditch. When I find him, I'll say "It'sa me. A Mario bitch."

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
*beep beep boop!*
What's that robot guy? Timmy fell down the old mine chaft?!
*boop beep boop boop!*
The mine is unstable? I have to jump down to save him or he's a gonner? Away I go!
Sucker.

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
I reject you Satan! You are a curse to man! I won't rest untill you give up your evil ways!
Uh.... okay.
What?
You win. I'll give up my evil ways.
Oh.... uh... wanna go get something to eat?
Mexican okay with you?

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
The south will rise again!
No it won't.
Oh yes we will. We'll rise again alright. You'll see.
No way man. After the war, great strides are made to strengthen the union. In a hundred years no one will even CONSIDER leaving the union.
Really? DAMN! Well... we'll fight social reform and racial integration tooth and nail!
Of course.

 

by Walknuki
1-26-03
*Beep boop beep bop bop beep*
Boop boop beep bop beep bop?*
*Boop boop beep beep boop bop beep!*
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

 

by Walknuki
8-29-06
I LIKE ROCKING OUT TO THE MAX AND GIANT HAIR!
i like razor blades and songs with repetative, inane lyrics
YOU'RE A TOTALLY HOT CHICK AND WE SHOULD KNOCK BOOTS UNTILL EXPLOSIONS HAPPEN!
i'm just desperate enough for that.
The combined forces of Rock and Goth reacted like Matter and Anti-Matter, causing an explosion that ripped a hole in the universe, wiping out all existance in the present, future, and past....
BUT IT WAS A BITCHIN' EXPLOSION!

 

by Walknuki
8-29-06
Hey man! How's it hangin'?
Uh... hey Chuck. Look, there's something I've got to ask you.
Say no more. I'd love to give you an answer, but the truth lies not in the destination, but the journey. I believe it was socrates that said...
What? No. I mean, why aren't you wearing pants?
Huh? Oh. I forgot them this morning.
*sigh*

 

by Walknuki
8-29-06
Bill The Chicken is called into the comic creators office.
Hey Chet. Thanks for coming into the office. We're gonna have to let you go
It's... It's Bill... and what am I supposed to tell my wife and kids?!
Tell'em you were "rubbed out"!
A pun? This is a pun comic?! That's it, I'm outa here. No seriously, I quit.
Wait! Come back! Maybe we can do a... I dunno... joke about Republicans or something. Damn it, he was the best chicken I've ever worked with.

 

by Walknuki
8-30-06
Hey *kof* hey guy. *kof*
What's up Dorkasaurus-rex?
Look *hack* this is the public water cooler *cough*. Clearly there's no smoking.
Pffft. Grow up man. It's not like smoking kills.
And that's how the Dinosaurs were wiped out!
Dinosaurs smoked? Bitchin! I'm headin' to flavor country!

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