Heaven? Kickass! After I pushed my sister down the steps, paralyzing her, and when I tourtured those cats to death, I thought for SURE I was hell bound!
I am eternaly patient and wholly forgiv... wait. Say's here you played D&D.
Yeah! I have this level 23 Pala...
Welcome to Hades! I am Satan, your DM. Roll up a character.... HE'S DEAD! Now roll up another one!
Damn it. I knew I should have hooked up with those gang bangers.
