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How Guys Talk To Other Guys
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| Man, I banged that bitch at my place last night and when we were done, she asked for a ride home and I told her to take a cab, fuck that controlling bitch. | |
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| Dude, you are like the Jedi Knight of cooze getting. | |
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How Guys Talk To Other Women
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| I do not get the one night stand thing. Whatever happened to getting to know one another first? I guess I am just old fashioned. Did I tell you I write children's books? I love kids. | |
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| That's great, can we get back to talking about me???? | |
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What Guys Think About When They Are Alone
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| I wonder what genre of porn I should masturbate to tonight. Maybe I need to switch things up and get into some S&M since I am such a filthy pig. | |
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| I am still at a loss why this guy purchased me, all he does is jerkoff to porn. I can offer so much more than that. Now I know what the women he dates must feel like. | |
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