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| My dick is so big that I have to fuck a carwash! | |
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| My dick is so big that it has it's own show on MTV! | |
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| My dick is so big that it was on a Wheaties box! | |
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| My dick is so big that sometimes it jerks ME off! | |
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| My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick! | |
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