MAYoNnaise + MustARD = Maynard (James Keenan)

Author: Zimri

Date: May 13, 2004

by Zimri
5-13-04
Go ahead, son, it's not a sin.
I don't know, Father...it's so new to me.
Trust me, you'll like it.
Ok...Christianity is antiquated, short-sighted, inherently sexist and has done more harm than good!
See, now don't you feel better?
Yeah, but...why do I always have to say that before we have sex?