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"Our top winner in this Showcase Showdown is...LAINEESHA!"
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| I wish I had added a "no blacks allowed" to my contract, back when I signed it in 1972. | |
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"...and the runner up is MORRIS!"
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"...we will be proud to award you BOTH showcases!"
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| Actually, we try to avoid that. If you win both you're going to jump and down like a dumbass. | |
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