Ensign Zimri: Drunken Adventures!

Author: Zimri

Date: January 3, 2007

by Zimri
1-03-07
I have a solution, Captain!
Yes?!
If we pump the dilithium with a mixture of annyon gases and tachyon pulses, our energy will become poisonous to the parasites feeding off our warp core!
Good God, Ensign Zimri, that's brilliant!
Yeah, just like when you get a mixed whiskey sour at the bar...chases all of the pussies away!