actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
1-22-07


	My name is Fred, not Freakshow. What kind of change?


	I'm not sure, Freaky-deaky...maybe a tattoo on my ass...


	FRED. And your ass is covered in fur. No one would see it.


	Good point, Freakdawg. Hey, what about getting my nuts pierced?


	Hey, what about calling me Fred before I go all Kill Bill with this sword, mofo?