actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
1-26-07


	Oh damn! What happened to Freakshow, Aich?


	It was an allergic reaction to Jergens. You going to the hospital? I would, but...meh.

At the hospital


	Fred's gonna be fine. I have to warn you, though...the Jergens REALLY made him break out.


	Whatever. I ain't his daddy. I just wanna post his pic on Myspace. Let's do this.


	Oooooooh, DAMN! Son, you gotta quit floggin' the dolphin and find you a chick!