actorbean

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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
2-08-07


	Hey, Fred! You look, like, 100% better! What happened?


	I took Malcolm and Baconman's advice, and got myself some Pu-Say. It TOTALLY worked.


	Um...you took MALCOLM'S advice? Are you high? He's an idiot!


	No, it was great! I found this guy on MLK Blvd, and he hooked me up.


	Wait, wait - you got a woman...from a guy...on MLK?


	Woman? No! Why would I need that? By the way, what exactly is a 'rimjob'?