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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
8-19-07


	Daaaaaaaaaamn, if it ain't the pirate! Where you been, sugartits? On hiamus?


	Busy. A * has to do from time to time. Recognize. Wait - did you just say "hiamus"?


	Yeah, "hiamus". Like when a mofo ain't been doing for a long time. "I'm goin' on hiamus for a month while I'm on house arrest". Like that.


	Um, I'm pretty sure you mean "hiatus", you furry-assed nutmuncher.


	Hey, watch your mouf, heffa. People might hear you and get the wrong idea.


	Oh, good point. Then you might have to go on hiamus or some . Can't have that.