All comics by afext

 

by afext
10-24-01
Pointless love is the topic of this story. A story that has been passed down through generations of degenerate losers.
Must... Eat... Own... Brain
Hey there!
Directed by Baz Lurham. Director of Romeo + Juliette and Moulin Rouge.
Who are you?
I'm a bug, you lame ass.
"One of the best films I have seen since Freddie Got Fingered and Jeepers Creepers... Combined!" - Roger Ebert, Washington Post.
My arm is stuck to my forehead.
I'm not a bug at all! Bwahahaha!

 

by afext
10-24-01
So, I was walking down the street today, and this woman looked at me really closely as I passed by.
I thought nothing of it, but in memory, it was apparent there was something more in her eyes, I could feel it.
Do you have any smoke?

 

by afext
10-24-01
i was just thinking about that site i met you at. hahahah.
those fucking white belted bitches.
yeah, did they all die yet?
i dont know. they kinda dissapeared as far as i know.
oh, damn.

 

by afext
10-24-01
I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.
Just a second, I'll be back in five minutes. If anyone asks for me I'll be in that bathroom over here.
She wont hold the fact that I'm a complete and utter failure against me in the long run, I'm sure.
I think that even if we do go on Temptation Island, everything will end up OK. We'll just hide the fact that we have three kids together. And if he dumps me, I'll just kill him on national television.
Being turned into a pink donkey wasn't such a bad thing, I guess. I'll finally be able to show my passion for female pink donkeys and it wont be viewed as sick or criminal!
No body likes me because, even though I'm asian, I don't have slanted eyes so I just come across as mexican, and nobody likes mexicans.

 

by afext
10-24-01
Unreality.
Do you have any nutmeg?
Future.
Present.
Do YoU hAvE aNy NuTmEg?
I do believe what you are asking for is unreasonable, especially when asking a man like me, who is already under severe mental pressure.

 

by afext
12-07-02
What would you do if you were trapped on a deserted island with a beautiful, hot Asian chick with big breasts?
Well, first I'd chop her up into little pieces and live off her corpse. After that, I would probably use her enormously large breasts to float to safety.
Oh, yeah, that's why you don't have a girlfriend.

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