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| Just a second, I'll be back in five minutes. If anyone asks for me I'll be in that bathroom over here. | |
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| She wont hold the fact that I'm a complete and utter failure against me in the long run, I'm sure. | |
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| I think that even if we do go on Temptation Island, everything will end up OK. We'll just hide the fact that we have three kids together. And if he dumps me, I'll just kill him on national television. | |
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| Being turned into a pink donkey wasn't such a bad thing, I guess. I'll finally be able to show my passion for female pink donkeys and it wont be viewed as sick or criminal! | |
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| No body likes me because, even though I'm asian, I don't have slanted eyes so I just come across as mexican, and nobody likes mexicans. | |
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