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I think my liver is burning. Neanderthal in the morning, Neanderthal in the evening, Neanderthal at suppertime. With Neanderthal on a bagel, you can have Neanderthal any time.

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Sk8terwhore, Part IX

by ahrange
3-25-03

Too bad that you couldn't see, see how you would lose all your money


	The court declares you whiny and diseased and demands that you pay Sk8terwhore $75,000.


	What? But-but-I don't even have that much money!

Screwing celebrities is like getting stabbed in the eye


	Ha! See, like, I knew I would win cause like you know, I was just doing my job. It's like not my fault if he gets an STD. Now I can go back to putting dead cockroaches on my tongue and-


	SHUT UP, WHORE!

They'll take your home and your soul besides


	This could be the start of a beautiful relatioship, eh, bench?


	Bench.

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