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Hi boys and girls, it's your old friend zazo the gimp, and boy oh boy, do we have a great show for you today! Don't forget, your parents really never wanted you, no-one loves you, and the world's gonna blow up any day now, but no matter what happens yer ol' unka zazo'll be here stripping for each and every one of you!

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The Big Date, epilogue

by alienpantsyndrome
2-24-03

Friday, just before Midnight


	So... didja fuck 'em?


	As if! We hadda fucking walk fer like three hours to his parents house and when we got there they made me watch sides of his family vaction to Utah back in like 1990 and shit.


	Uh huh...


	Then we went downstairs to his "crib" and he tried to play the drums for me while I scoped out vintage Micronauts toy collection.


	So... ya fucked 'em?


	Yeah. But it was like over way quick. I think I'll go make a sundae, we got any Cool Whip left?

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